Wheee! I'm so glad Jack and the baby are ok, and yes, what *is* that gold eye thing about (obviously TARDIS-related, but why does he only get it when he's stressed?). And Ianto as traumatised midwife, bless :D

I've never had kids, but I used to work on a maternity ward, and trust me, it's messy, undignified and painful for the woman, so it's probably for the best you didn't describe it! As someone says in Friends, the miracle of birth is pretty gross o_O